Il Cobra non èèèèè un serpente...

Reached on her mobile by our correspondent in Srinagar the Cobra Donatella declared: "This is hideous discrimination and I am utterly shocked! Micheal O' Sorch had personally invited me to Mumbai for the premiere of Hari Puttar. I had bought my ticket on the internet well in advance (I did it because I wanted to be sure to be able to have a non-veg meal) and now I expect compensation, a formal apology and my chicken tikka!"