Il Lupercale

Sir, someone complaining…
Now what?
Water, backside… a lot of water… come and see…
Maremma inondata! … ma che è, il Niagara?! R, call the plumber…

Sir, need breaking...
Già!
Inside...
What? The wall?? Forget it!
Nahin, nahin! Floor...
Please please, minor disruption… pleeeeeeease!
Sir, don’t know where the pipe is, so…
Understood: San Germano, ora pro nobis; San Giuliano, ora pro nobis…

Sir, sir! Come and see!
…San Zenone, ora pro nobis…
Orca, il Lupercale! Varda, varda: lì probabilmente stava Romolo e lì Remo!
Remember last time when everybody was looking for the missing meter? I found it! It was buried and sealed underground!
Can’t hear you… Could you stop the waterfalls?